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Leissl Sending Regards from 'Hollywood'March 29, 2008 – Leissl was smashing at rehearsal today.

We got there, and being I always get lost, I did. But it’s never my fault. It’s the fact that the street names in south Florida are too logical. That, or the directions are bad. This time it was the latter. Being I was sent a link to a map, I clicked on “get directions” on said map to find out how to get to rehearsal. Well, the directions did get me to the correct off-ramp, but from there, hahahahaha! Thank God I know I have the curse of lost directions, or something like that, and I (unlike most men) asked directions from the first person who was humming tunes to a song in English as she was pushing her baby in stroller.

She told me directions, and they were long. And I understood each one. Then when I drove off to follow them, the only thing I remembered was, “Publix” and “under the overpass.” (Since maturing over 4 decades, my short term memory has waned slightly. I make due, though.) I didn’t know where Publix was, so I just went back to where I came from and started turning. There are a lot of one-way streets in Miami, so that helped me find Publix. Ended up, though, that I still couldn’t find the park, so I lead-footed the brakes and Leissl waited in the car while I had my first frustrating experience trying to get directions.

I said something and the man I spoke to said, “No speak English.” He did point into the gas station. Thank God, You gave us fingers. They really are used a lot, among other ways, to bridge the communication gap.

Inside, I found a man who really was good at explaining how to get from the gas station to the park. It was something like left, left, left and right, and the park’s on the left. So I did that, and the park was there. Hallelujia!

There was no group activity going on, though, and that’s when I thought, “This IS a hoax!” I am so pessimistic. I had to drive down the road till the park was behind us, and I drove back one more time, and saw a van, that was probably there at first, but I was too busy trying to prove my pessimistic point. I asked the man in the van if he were there for the dogs. He said, “Yes,” or something affirmative.

So Leissl and I made another u-turn, and parked behind him. Then I got out to find the ladies’ room, and so did the woman with the man in the van. Those two folks were the leader of the pack. They were the pack pickers! Though I didn’t know that until Nanci and I were walking to the rest rooms and she saw the woman with a Weimerainer and said, “Boo!” I said, “Do you know that dog?” And she said, “Only from the picture.”

So we walked up to everyone else that had assembled by the building – wow! They were really early birds. And I found the restroom while Nanci chatted with the rest of the group.
Nanci among Handlers
Then she joined me, and I was washing my hands, and it was very funny. Her phone rang, while in a stall, and she answered it. She told the person she was in a building and continued chatting. Now that’s smart!

Afterwards, I went back to get Leissl from the truck, which was parked under a shade tree. As we were unpacking, we saw two women with collies from our obedience club. Susan and Lil.

Susan and Lil

Then Leissl and I went into the area where all the people and dogs were gathered. How did I get to be late? It’s in my genes. I swear.

Well, we got started by going in circles. Have you ever been to drill class? It’s a big thing here in South Florida. In Southern California, I never went in circles. 🙂 And we didn’t have drill classes there. We had practice night where you’d be put through a run-through in an official impromptu ring. Then you would practice whatever you needed to practice outside the run-through ring.

So Phil, the man from the talent group, ran us through a drill class.

Phil

Not everyone was experienced at this. But we just kept on keeping on. Then they said to stop, and Phil went over to talk to the Marley trainers, who had been watching us move, about turns, downs, sits, stays, fasts, slows, all that. We were in the sun. Nanci was very good about trying to get the dogs cool and shaded in between working. It was warm in the sun, and sun was just about everywhere the trees weren’t.

When they came back to the group, Leissl and I were instructed to move from our spot and switch with the Weim. We were then next to the Aussie in the group.

Aussie, Abby, with handler

If anybody knows me, they know, Aussies are right up there and just under Dobies in my personal hierarchy of dog breeds I love. Life is good. But it gets better.

The Aussie and we were joined by the Marley. He was put in between us, and then the fun began. We had to keep our dogs quiet and settled while the trainer/actor put the Marley through his bad-self paces. They rebel roused together – tugging and swinging – and were just having fun being Marley cohorts while the rest of us were being duds.

A Marley and Trainer, Ray Beal

Being duds is hard work, too. (That means you’re obedient. Eegads, count Raven out of Dudsville for now, but Leissl rules.)

Watch me sweat!

After that change in line-up, Leissl and Aussie, Abby, were told to keep a space in between because the Marley and handler would be coming in and out. There were three Marleys there on Saturday. Each was beautiful, and they practiced their special skills in and out of the perpetual spot Abby and Leissl left opened for them until the trainers felt confident that all was well.
Mathilde DeCagny and Ray Beal, picture taken by Nikki Spirakis
This is Mathilde DeCagny and her assistant Trainer, Ray Beal. Mathilde trained the ever-popular Frazier dog, Eddie. I still have an autographed picture of Eddie from way back in the 90’s when I wrote to the TV show for one. His real name was Moose, and that’s how he signed his picture. Well, along with his paw print.

Love, Leissl

By rehearsal end, we were tired and ready to call it a day.




Helen & Leissl

Better Late than Never

This is regarding two posts in December 2007 that were unresolved in my book:

1.  Sirius Radio Channel 2 – Anti-Pet People?

2.  Sirius Radio Replies 

May 23, 2008

Scott Greenstein
President, Entertainment and Sports
Sirius Satellite Radio Inc.
221 Avenue of the Americas
New York, New York 10020

Dear Mr. Greenstein:

This is in regards to the two e-mails I wrote through the Sirius customer service section of its website in the month of December.

Sirius offered a chance for listeners to call into record a Christmas greeting on channel 2.   I did so early in the process.  When I did not hear my greeting air, I recorded it again. (Exact words are below.)  Still, I did not hear it, so I wrote the e-mail below, and received a response from the customer service department that hinted at the possibility of someone caring enough from channel 2 to respond further.  No one did.  I heard nothing more.

I have been holding onto this letter writing task for months, and because of the recent commercials airing on my favorite and very pro-pet channel, the Martha Stewart channel, I had to write this letter.

Sirius, as a whole, purports to be pro-pet on those commercials; however, through the lack of response to my query, it appears not.  Channel 112 is definitely a pro-pet winner, and Tuesdays with Sonya on 102 is also in line with the claims in the airing commercial.  But all of Sirius is not pro-pet.  Otherwise, there would not have been such a severe prejudice regarding my holiday greetings message, which was meant for the pets of America and the owners who care for and love them.

The fact that there was no response from channel 2 gave me a very chilly holiday message that Sirius, in some respects, turns a deaf ear towards the millions of pet lovers in the country.

Had I been privy to a proper response through the on-line channels created for the Sirius listener to use, I’d not be bothering you with my complaint.  The system failed; hence my letter.

Sincerely,

Helen

Euthanasia by Freezer

Picture from http://floridagardener.com/critters/BufoMarinus.htm

This is no joke.  Here in South Florida there are these AWFUL AWFUL toads. They are called Bufo Marinus – Bufo for short. They have no predators, as they emit this poison that can kill them all – it also can kill cats, small dogs, and do harm to large dogs – even kill large dogs if they continue to chomp on them. The first time a Bufo came into my backyard, Baby and Pippin got it. They foamed at the mouth, and it’s horrible. Between trying to catch the toad and washing out their mouths, it was a frantic time.

I hauled them into the vets, and they told me that my dogs are big enough that if nothing happened by then – 30 minutes into it – they’d be OK. I had the toad in a plastic grocery bag, and plopped the thing on their counter. It was a thud! I asked them to look at it to make sure I was dealing with THE BUFO. The vet on call was not all too thrilled about doing that. She is a woman underneath her veterinarian-ness after all, and I didn’t blame her, but insisted. It was THE BUFO. As I drove out, I saw her walking out with it and throwing it into the trash.

The reason I’m telling you all this is that even though these things are THE MOST DISGUSTING and VILE LUMPS OF LARD, I still wanted to know how to euthanize them humanely. And it is the freezer. So most times now, I put those porker toads in a plastic bag, and shove them in the freezer – FOR 3 DAYS! They go into hibernation, then they die. If you take them out too early, they ressurect.   So, in fact, the freezer is a humane way to put a reptile over that Rainbow Bridge, but not a cat.

Why would I say that?  Because on Tracie Hotchner’s radio show, Cat Chat, three weeks ago, a cat owner called in and was in tears.  She had taken her cat (Smoke) into to a vet for a minor surgical procedure.  While the cat was recovering, a vet assistant decided it was a dead cat and put him in the freezer where he died!  The vet assistant was fired, but the woman, Nicki, is of course, just devastated!  So Tracie has set up a memorial fund, whereas, people can contribute to the Smoke fund and all money will go to FELINE OUTREACH which provides assistance to cat owners who need veterinary help or other feline-related assistance.

It’s not the fact that it was a cat or a dog that this happened to, but that someone’s beloved pet was killed in such a wicked fashion where it was supposedly in a trusted environment.  It would be of great support to Nicki to know people are caring enough to drop a dollar in the bucket.  That’s all it takes.  A mere dollar.  The donation can be made by clicking here and scrolling down the page a bit.  I did it last night, and it only takes a minute and a dollar.

Thank you for caring.

Helen