Do you hear that? It’s the theme from Jaws.

Ladeda…deeedaaadeeelaaa…happy innocent Fort Doberdalians just singing and whistling a happy tune…ladeda…deeedaaadeeelaaa.

Wha…what…what’s that?

I know what I am.

Lemme show you.

I’m the visiting Professor.  Dance is my specialty.  Everybody, let’s do the Twist!

First you go this way…

Then you go that way…

I thought I was in shape till this! Breathe in, breathe out, in, out…

Good enough for today. See you tomorrow…

when we do the Watusi.

Helen