Author Archive: Helen

About Helen

I'm a Southern California living in South Florida. I've been here for 10 years as of October 1, 2007. No matter where I live, I'm a dog lover, and my breed is the Dobermann Pinscher of the Working Group. I am also fond of the Australian Shepherd of the Herding Group. My life revolves around my dogs, which is something those family members of mine don't understand. So I'm an island in that respect, but have built friendships with those who are doggie lovers and respect the canine as much as I do. Some do rescue, some train in, compete in, and judge AKC trials. The common thread is our dogs are family.

A Torrential Downpour Sunday at Fort Doberdale

A dove holding steady in the pelting rain and winds. The Dove is joined by a Blue Jay in the pelting rains and winds, but only momentarily.

Today, at Fort Doberdale, the skies opened up and watered my vegetable garden good. It was an amazing thing. But then the winds started to blow and when I opened the back door, got soaked. Usually, we all can stand there and watch the rains. Not today. I had to change clothes twice trying to get pictures of the dove hanging on for dear life in the dead grapefruit tree. She stood her ground for the entire storm, while a blue jay came and went in seconds.

Hungry dove after holding on during the storm.

After the storm, the dove was hungry from using all that energy to hang on. There was some residual bird seed on the ground, but I threw down a couple more scoops for her to fill up on for the next emergency that would come her way.

A bucket full of rain water!

Look at all the water that came down! This bucket was empty before the storm. It’s the ever useful “poop bucket,” which always has a plastic bag inside when a poop is plopped within. I’m glad I tossed the bag out before this storm. I don’t know about you, but having to clean out a water logged bag of poop is not my way of spending free time.

Raven points out the planter near the house, and under an awning, that is full of rain water.

Raven has sniffed out the planter near the house, which has a lake in it now. It’s under an awning, and is usually safe from rains. That shows how strong those winds were. Now if Raven will kindly move her snoot, I can tip that planter to the side to drain the lake. Raven? Raven! RAVEN!

Where did that piece of pine tree come from? The Verawood (aka The Luigi Tree) blown over by winds

I had a lot of free time going into this afternoon, and I was going to put it to better use than cleaning up after an impromptu mini hurricane. This was a brutal, sudden patch of weather that flew by. It knocked over the Verawood tree, aka the Luigi tree, and took a big piece of the pine tree down with it. At least the pine limb fell near the trash receptacles.

The Verawood consciousness.  She closes her leaves during a storm.The Verawood consciousness.  She opens her leaves after the storm.

Here is plant consciousness at work. The Verawood tree closes its “eyes” at night when it goes to sleep, but lookie here! It shut its leaves during the cataclysmic storm. And after I put it upright, cleaned the rest of the yard, showered and came back outside, it had opened up again!
The storm blew a neighboring overgrown vine and tree limb over my fence and onto my corn plant! What happened here?  Baby wonders!

Baby saw this lovely mess first. “What the hey?” It’s a huge vine that had covered a huge weed tree on the other side of the fence.

Wild peppers growing at will.

I had to get up on a ladder to reach the trunk of the overgrown weed tree to clip it down. But look at the wild peppers growing in all that mess!
Getting help from the red boys! Oops, take cover.  More rain!

I was hot, sweaty and soaked from working amongst the saturated foliage. I did get that big viny weed tree cut down, and the red boys, Bouchard and Regis, were there to help.

Skies looking cold.

These kinds of skies always suggest colder weather to me, but not in South Florida. It’s balmy and hot! Eeek!

Cucumbers fell from the sky! Cucumbers fell from the sky!

Among other things, little cucumbers fell from the sky. I have no idea where they came from, but not from my garden. I’d like some, though.

Cucumbers fell from the sky!

Obviously, one of the dogs thought it was worth a taste, but the immature cuke was not tasty enough to finish.

Fly away, woodpecker! Woodpecker’s hungry, too!

I love these woodpeckers. They are beautiful and humorous. This morning there was a pair of them at this very spot chasing a squirrel away. This leads me to believe that they have a nest atop this post.

Ollie in mud with Cuz ball

Before it was all said and done, and we got back to the rest of our usual routine this Sunday afternoon, Ollie had to lie in the mud. He had to. I sometimes think that boy is part oink oink oink.

All done!  Let’s party!



All Taylor could say was she was glad the storm passed. She is not a fan of thunder!

Helen

You know you’re a Floridian if….

Socks are only for bowling…

You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five
minutes…

A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but
everything to do with shade…

Your winter coat is made of denim…

You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites…

You’re younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65…

Anything under 70 degrees is chilly…

Taylor annoyed





You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls…







You’ve driven through Yeehaw Junction…

You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix…

Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005…

You know that anything under a Category 2 just isn’t worth waking up
for…

You dread love bug season…

You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list. They aren’t
Hurricane Charley or Hurricane Frances. You know them as Andrew,
Charley, Frances, Ivan and Jeanne…

You know what a snowbird is and when they’ll leave…

You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average…

‘Down South’ means Key West…

Flip-flops are everyday wear. Shoes are for business meetings and
church, but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before…

You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt…

A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level…

You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season,
tourist season and summer…

You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee, Withlacoochee and Micanopy…

Port Everglades



You understand why it’s better to have a friend with a boat, than have a boat yourself…




You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn’t swim…

You’ve worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas and New Years…

You recognize Miami-Dade as ‘Northern Cuba’…

Raven’s One-Year Adoption Anniversary

Raven with Cuz Ball.

Raven and her big boca are celebrating their one-year anniversary today. Every morning I’m reminded of that big boca when Raven hears that I’m awake and lets loose. There’s no stopping it. I’ve resigned myself to that fact. I’ve tried many methods over the year.

I called the Bark Busters radio show twice on channel 112. The host, Greg Kleva, gave some pretty good advice. Then a few weeks after that, I called because he had the founder of Bark Busters on the show. She said that every time Raven barked, take her out of the crate and do obedience with her then put her back in the crate and repeat. That was the most useless piece of dog training advice I’d ever gotten. It was anti-helpful. Taking a dog out of her crate and giving her individualized attention when she’s throwing a fit will only strengthen that habit. Dobermanns love to work! I was completely underwhelmed with that bit of advice.

I moved on, and searched the Internet for help with the actively dominant Raven dog I adopted. There I came across an article by Catherine Waters: Dominant Dogs, Recognition & Management. I read it and e-mailed Catherine. She wrote me back and from there, we wrote back and forth on the Raven situation. Catherine, who lives in New Mexico, gave me a lot of useful advice for working with the then out-of-control Raven. She enjoys working with the “Raven” type of dog, so this was all a good good thing.

Sweet Jude

Jude and I also put our heads together, and with all that advice, I shaped Raven into the more controlled uncontrollable beast that she is today, but I still have the urge to wring that neck of hers occasionally. Perhaps this year we’ll go through an obedience class together and she’ll learn how to walk upright on a leash in public.
Helen and Raven

Happy anniversary, Raven!

Helen




Raven Goes Back to the Shelter

Raven going to the Animal Services where she came from - but this time just to get her 3-year rabies booster.
Today I left work early so I could take Raven back to the shelter she came from. Here she is not looking so happy about traveling and leaving her friends behind.

Bark Park.
We passed the local dog park. Dog parks aren’t in Raven’s future.

Sky is beautiful this June 19, 2008.

The sky was beautiful, but ominous.

Fort Lauderdale Air Port BCAS



The shelter is next to the international airport. I guess noisewise, that was a good decision. Maybe not for the dogs, though. Who knows?

Raven pushes me out of her way.  She wants to get out of that truck first!

When I got to the shelter with Raven, she tried to escape by pushing her way out of the truck from behind me. But nothing doing. I held my ground and grasped her leash. Onward we went!

Irony at the animal shelter



Raven stopped at the recycle bin and read the sign. Ironic.

This way please.

This way please. Raven knew the way, and didn’t seem to mind returning to her old stomping ground. That was a relief for me. Guilt, you know?

Ouch!Raven getting loving from the staff.



Here she is being greeted by some very nice shelter workers. Raven plopped over to get a belly rub on her way to the back of the shelter, where two nice ladies gave her what she came for. Her 3-year rabies vaccine booster!

Knock Knock!

Knock knock! I’m home!

Home Sweet Home. Ahhh…my toy.



The first thing Raven did was go looking for her toy. Being all toys are hers, it didn’t take long for her to find one. And now she is all set with license tag and vaccine for another 3 years. Woohoo!

Helen

P.S. None of my dogs go to dog parks.