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I could walk around the yard barefoot in safety. My house could be carpeted instead of tiled and laminated. All flat surfaces, clothing, furniture, and cars would be free of hair. When the doorbell rings, it wouldn’t sound like a … Continue reading
HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM 1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men’s used size 14-16 work boots. 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine. … Continue reading
TO: GOD FROM: THE DOG Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers,but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story? … Continue reading
Socks are only for bowling… You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes… A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade… … Continue reading